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(908): View more from New Jersey

we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

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(720): View more from Colorado

Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.

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(904): View more from Florida

Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.

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(585): View more from New York

Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.

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How long will your dick be dry?

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(406): View more from Montana

I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.

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