I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
are you so shy because you have an std?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How's work?
Spinning.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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