I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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