Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
