Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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