I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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