So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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