giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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