I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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