I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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