I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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