Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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