How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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