I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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