i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You ruined the universe
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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