Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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