i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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