im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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