You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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