Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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