They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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