is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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