This girl is more easily done than said...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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