ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
my poor anus
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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