Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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