I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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