We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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