spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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