When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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