i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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