Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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