did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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