gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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