I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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