Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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