Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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