all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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