last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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