So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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