So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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