So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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