A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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