I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
