Do you still have your period?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
