He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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