She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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