Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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