No, you can still breathe under the balls.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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