marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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