I CAN MOONWALK!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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