wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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