I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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