Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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