Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
