i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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