yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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